Do you speak English?

2009-05-28 09:26:55

Neulich in der SF Coffee Company hinter mir:

A: [amerik. Akzent] "Halllo, ich hätte gerrrne einen tall skinny decaf cappuccino"
B: *fragender Blick*
A: "Einen tall skinny decaf cappuccino..."
B: *fragender Blick*
A: "Do you speak English?"
B: "Yeah"
A: "I'd like a tall skinny decaf cappuccino"
[Ich muss mir das Lachen seeehr stark verkneifen]
B: *fragender Blick*
A: "Tall?"
B: "Ok"
A: "Decaf?"
B: "Ok"
A: "Skinny?"
B: *fragender Blick*
A: "Low fat milk."
B: "We have soy milk.."
A: "Nevermind, normal milk then"

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